Zero Gravity Toilet Instructions

As seen in Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey

I estimate that this project took me about 4 hours total.

This project was done largely as a request. A fellow prop enthusiast was at his wits end for new and exciting props for his collection when he saw a picture of this prop online. Apparently, it was being displayed at some museum in Washington D.C. or something like that. Anyhow, the website for the exhibit happened to have a good picture of the display from straight on. Actually, who knows the source of the original pic. It may be a fan made piece for all I know.

Despite this, I set about making this reproduction, and I think it turned out pretty nice. In order to make the world a happier place, I'm going to offer my source files for download here. You can print them out and put them in your very own bathroom. You'll be the envy of your entire block. And, if you're like most people, you'll print them out and try to make a fortune by selling them on e-bay. Good luck!

Downloads:
Adobe Illustrator 7.0
Adobe EPS

I found the following information on the web:

from http://www.korova.com/zgt/help.htm:
The "Zero Gravity Toilet" instructions are alleged to be the only intentional joke in Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY .

The instructions are seen only momentarily during Dr. Heywood Floyd's flight to the Clavius base on the Moon. Aboard the Aries spacecraft, he's seen sleeping , enjoying a meal and schmoozing with the (presumed) commander of the craft. And, during one brief shot, he anxiously reads these instructions.

Accoring to Jerome Agel, these instructions were authored by Frederick I. Ordway III, the "Scientific Consultant" for 2001. The text for these Zero Gravity Toilet instructions are taken from Agel's book.

As you can see, they're not only remarkably detailed, but they actually describe a plausible lavatory suited for "Zero G" flight. For all we know, very similar instructions are posted somewhere on NASA's Space Shuttles, which are descended from the same designs upon which 2001's Pan Am space clipper was based.